matt
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Post by matt on Jan 7, 2008 17:25:51 GMT
Hi from sunny South Africa. Some info about myself:
Age: 31 Occupation: Property speculator & luxury linen manufacturer Enjoy: braai'ing, watching england lose the world cup while downing pints with my mates, hiking on table mountain, beaching. Dislike: slow drivers Currently reading: Mens Health (magazine - what an intellectual) Education: not that you'd notice Political persuasion: sceptic
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Post by Steve Gardner on Jan 7, 2008 20:57:36 GMT
Hey Matt Good of you to show up and make a single, solitary post. I had figured that, by encouraging you to register here, we might get to 'speak' more than once a year. Alas no. Merry Christmas, in advance. P.S. wtf is 'braai'ing'? Does it involve elephants?
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matt
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Post by matt on Jan 8, 2008 16:24:02 GMT
hey, bin gardner thanks for the (awesome) Christmas wish. I must admit that despite my fervent intellectual prowess, I have been stumbling around this blog trying to establish how it works. fyi, wtf 'braai'ing' refers to is in fact what you fellas in the civilised world refer to commonly as 'barbecuing/barbequeing' however one spells it. And yes, dependant entirely on quantity of booze consumed while braai'ing, it can involve elephants, although this should be a byproduct, and not the focus of the braai. Even sober, they are quite spunky though, aren't they? And did you know, an elephant penis weighs around 100kg ( the small ones), and ejaculates approximately 10 litres ( which is less than half the ejaculate of an adult homosapiens straight south african male). Washes down braai meat quite well also ( so I'm told, most often by visiting British tourists).
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Post by Steve Gardner on Jan 8, 2008 21:23:37 GMT
Your knowledge of the male elephant's reproductive organ never ceases to amaze me.
Similarly, your lack of knowledge concerning the semen-producing capabilities of the straight South African male never ceases to amaze me.
As for navigating this site, it's piss easy. In fact, by starting a new topic here and then replying to my reply, I can't see what else you need to know. Just look through the categories, click on a subject heading (News, War on Terror, 9/11 Conspiracies, etc) to find a number of posts within the selected category. Click 'em, read 'em, reply to 'em. Else start a new one in the relevant category. Simple.
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